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$ 14.95
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere.Visit product page →
For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.
- GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent.
- PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents.
- Expectant parents and parents of children under 5
- Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter
- Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
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Insults & Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions
$ 9.95
There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out with wit and verve.. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to smarts to character, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.Visit product page → -
Dad Dancing: a Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere
$ 12.95
It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals.Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.Visit product page → -
Dads are the Original Hipsters
$ 12.95
He listened to vinyl before you did. He drank whiskey before you did. He had a mustache before you did. Admit it: your dad was a hipster before you were! Based on the blog phenomenon of the same name, this book celebrates dads as the original hipsters. Vintage photos of real dads back in the day—in their short shorts and tight tees playing arcade games—accompany snarky captions that at once tip a cap to Dad's glory days and poke fun at modern hipsters. Featuring tons of never-before-seen content, this is the perfect gift for dads, hipsters, and those who love to tease them!Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →This book is your ticket to the White House. Yes, you can be president. And of all the tools needed to run for office and lead the greatest country in the world, Anyone Can Be President is at the top of the list. This how-to is filled with practical advice, playful pages (quizzes, games, graphs!), and lots of actual historical knowledge, so you can pave your way to becoming our next commander in chief.
Filled with straightforward tips on how to be president and gives simple explanations for complex topics—like creating a SuperPAC and who should do it (hint: not you!)
The idea that anyone can be president has been under scrutiny by pundits, reporters, and voters. This president book serves as a cheat sheet for potential candidates and a much-needed parody for everyone else.
Written by David Vienna, a Knock Knock Books veteran and bestselling author of Calm the F*ck Down
Paperback; 5.5 x 7.5 inches; 144-pages
