FATHER'S DAY
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$ 11.95
Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat? Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)
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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist
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Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. Bright lilac and amber scent.
The "Eclipse of the Fart" lavatory mist will cover up any foul smell that may haunt your bathroom. This lavatory spray features a mixture of bright lilac and amber scents. Your friends and family will get a kick out of the eclipsed themed design on the label.
- Measures: 6" x 1.9" x 1.9"
Capacity: 5.3 fluid ounces - Made from fragrant essential oils
- 2 quick mists to remove odors
- 500 applications in bottle
- Measures: 6" x 1.9" x 1.9"
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Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
Would Definitely Shit Here Again 4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent.
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That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Orange and rosewater scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift for Italian and spicy food lovers.
