FATHER'S DAY
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$ 38.00
A vintage workwear unstructured 5-panel hat that features one of our favorite, original coffee-inspired sayings: Death Before Decaf. The Death Before Decaf unisex unstructured coffee hats are made of high quality black organic cotton fabric. The caps feature a sewn-on embroidered felt patch, fabric strap, and a debossed Pyknic logo on the brass buckle closure.Visit product page → -
$ 22.00
Visit product page →The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Welcome to the Shitshow" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.
- Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
- Gold Foil Lettering
- Stackable
- Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.
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$ 20.00
With gilded gold edges, heavy card stock and a coordinating ribbon, this notepad is one of our most popular items! Luxe pad measures 5.5 x 5.5" with 65 sheets.Visit product page → -
$ 16.95
I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It''s oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).Visit product page →
* Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape.
* Features the same three-color "Part-time Adult" artwork on both sides.
* Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.
* Measures 3.25" in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86" tall.
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$ 14.95
Visit product page →If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.
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$ 14.95
Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Dad Jokes, Bad Jokes Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
(Butt) Head of the Household Men's Socks
$ 14.95
See what we did there? Men' s shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
7th Grader for Life Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
I'm an Adventure Man Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
Grumpy Old Man Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Bad Dad Jokes: Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They Are
$ 14.95
What do you call a decomposing whale?Visit product page →
Mouldy Dick.
How does a rabbit get dry after a storm?
He borrows a hare dryer.
Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! -
Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Visit product page →The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. -
Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Visit product page →Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. -
Dad Dancing: a Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere
$ 12.95
It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals.Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.Visit product page → -
Save Water, Shower with a Friend Bar Soap
$ 11.95
At Kalastyle we have a great appreciation for clean water. What would all our soap bars do without it? The "SAVE WATER SOAP" is a friendly reminder for your shower. The sugar, grapefruit, and organic aloe vera juice soap comes with a list of 21 ways to SAVE WATER everyday. Every drop counts, so please, SAVE WATER, SHOWER WITH A FRIEND. Made in the USAVisit product page → -
$ 11.95
Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat? Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme.Visit product page → -
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)
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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. Bright lilac and amber scent.
The "Eclipse of the Fart" lavatory mist will cover up any foul smell that may haunt your bathroom. This lavatory spray features a mixture of bright lilac and amber scents. Your friends and family will get a kick out of the eclipsed themed design on the label.
- Measures: 6" x 1.9" x 1.9"
Capacity: 5.3 fluid ounces - Made from fragrant essential oils
- 2 quick mists to remove odors
- 500 applications in bottle
- Measures: 6" x 1.9" x 1.9"
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Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
Would Definitely Shit Here Again 4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent.
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That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Orange and rosewater scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift for Italian and spicy food lovers.
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Insults & Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions
$ 9.95
There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out with wit and verve.. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to smarts to character, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.Visit product page →
