FATHER'S DAY
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$ 5.95
Paper weight: 100 lb ecru 100% recycled paper. Dimensions: 4.25 × 5.5. Designer: hello!lucky. Inside greeting: blank.Visit product page → -
Wisdom for Dad: Advice for Dad in 140 Characters or Less
$ 14.95
Visit product page →Wisdom for Dad: Advice for Dad in 140 Characters or Less with Tweets from Dude to Dad and Others.
Gone are the days of long, handwritten letters from father to son. Now, the most we can expect is a text, tweet, or Facebook update. By accessing the social web and the power of the dad crowd, Wisdom for Dad cuts through the clutter to deliver brief, witty pieces of wisdom―in 140 characters or less.
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$ 38.00
A vintage workwear unstructured 5-panel hat that features one of our favorite, original coffee-inspired sayings: Death Before Decaf. The Death Before Decaf unisex unstructured coffee hats are made of high quality black organic cotton fabric. The caps feature a sewn-on embroidered felt patch, fabric strap, and a debossed Pyknic logo on the brass buckle closure.Visit product page → -
$ 22.00
Visit product page →The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Welcome to the Shitshow" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.
- Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
- Gold Foil Lettering
- Stackable
- Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.
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Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
$ 28.00
Over 4 feet wide. Looks just the real thing, super-sized. Easy to wipe down, inflate/deflate, and store. Standard air valve (you’ll have to make your own fart sounds in the name of safety). A great for pool parties and beach days. Approx inflated dimensions: 58 x 47 x 13 inches.Visit product page → -
$ 14.95
Visit product page →A Parents' Journal of Unforgettable Quotes
Outrageous, poignant, or bitingly witty—the things our children say always offer an unexpected glimpse into a world that is all their own. Filled with roomy pages for jotting down conversations or overheard saying, this handsome keepsake journal also features a bound-in photo window for adding a unique, personal touch.
Whether parents prefer safely stowing precious insights for future generations or sharing priceless quips with family and friends, My Quotable Kid will become a lasting record of a child's most memorable quotes.
5 x 7 inches.
144 pages
2-color illustrations, ribbon marker, photo window
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A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
$ 17.95
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is a profane guide to the slang from the backstreets and taverns of 18th-century London.Visit product page →
This slang dictionary gathers the most amusing and useful terms from English history and helpfully presents them to be used in the conversations of our modern day.
Originally published in 1785, the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was one of the first lexicons of English slang, compiled by a militia captain who collected the terms he overheard on his late-night excursions to London's slums, dockyards, and taverns. Now the legacy lives on in this colorful pocket dictionary.
• Learn the origin of phrases like "birthday suit" and discover slang lost to time.
• Handy pocket-sized edition allows you to whip out vintage curse words whenever needed.
• An unexpected marriage of lowbrow humor and highbrow wit
Discover long lost antique slang and curse words and learn how to incorporate them into modern conversation.
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is perfect for enlivening contemporary conversation with historical phrases; it includes a topical list of words for money, drunkenness, the amorous congress, male and female naughty bits, and so on.
• A funny gift for wordplay, language, swearing, and insult fans, as well as fans of British humor and culture
• Perfect for those who loved How to Speak Brit: The Quintessential Guide to the King's English, Cockney Slang, and Other Flummoxing British Phrases by Christopher J. Moore; Knickers in a Twist: A Dictionary of British Slang by Jonathan Bernstein; and The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli -
F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition
$ 19.95
The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind themVisit product page → -
I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Visit product page →Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex. -
$ 14.95
Visit product page →Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. -
Dads are the Original Hipsters
$ 12.95
He listened to vinyl before you did. He drank whiskey before you did. He had a mustache before you did. Admit it: your dad was a hipster before you were! Based on the blog phenomenon of the same name, this book celebrates dads as the original hipsters. Vintage photos of real dads back in the day—in their short shorts and tight tees playing arcade games—accompany snarky captions that at once tip a cap to Dad's glory days and poke fun at modern hipsters. Featuring tons of never-before-seen content, this is the perfect gift for dads, hipsters, and those who love to tease them!Visit product page → -
Selective Hearing Club Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Visit product page →The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. -
$ 14.95
Attach your bosom buddy to the side of your glass and she’ll look after your drink all evening. Ideal for stag dos, house parties and lads’ nights in, pick a lady to be by your side all night and avoid drink mix ups. A sensible addition anytime the drinks are flowingVisit product page →
