FATHER'S DAY
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$ 22.00
Visit product page →The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Welcome to the Shitshow" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.
- Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
- Gold Foil Lettering
- Stackable
- Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.
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$ 14.95
Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Dad Jokes, Bad Jokes Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
(Butt) Head of the Household Men's Socks
$ 14.95
See what we did there? Men' s shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
Bad Dad Jokes: Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They Are
$ 14.95
What do you call a decomposing whale?Visit product page →
Mouldy Dick.
How does a rabbit get dry after a storm?
He borrows a hare dryer.
Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! -
Dad Dancing: a Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere
$ 12.95
It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals.Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.Visit product page → -
$ 11.95
Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat? Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme.Visit product page → -
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)
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That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Orange and rosewater scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift for Italian and spicy food lovers.
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Insults & Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions
$ 9.95
There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out with wit and verve.. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to smarts to character, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.Visit product page →
