Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)