FATHER'S DAY
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Good Vibes Only Office Nameplate
$ 28.00
Visit product page →Good Vibes Only Nameplate
2x8 office desk plate
Color: White
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Joe Biden President Action Figure
$ 20.00
Visit product page →We'll stick to the facts. Joe Biden is fueled by ice cream, has Barack Obama on speed-dial, and will be the 46th President of the United States. And that’s why we’ve turned him into an action figure.
THE ART PART
The Joe Biden Action Figure was carefully sculpted by our good friend Mike Leavitt—a real, blue-collar artist from the small town of Seattle, Washington. Mike’s not some corporate billionaire with a private jet who’s trying to oppress the little guy. He’s been helping us make little guys (and gals!) like Obama and RBG, who have inspired folks young and old.
THE DETAILS:
- 6" Tall
- Picture perfect. Stands on any flat surface and can be posed for any occasion.
- Ages 3+
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Fifty Things to Do in the Wild
$ 17.95
This stylish guide to all things to do in the outdoors will bring day hikers and campers of all ages closer to nature in delightful and unexpected ways. Readers learn traditional bushcraft skills, like making a bow and arrow, weaving a fishing net, and building a Swedish fire log, along with fun and accessible projects including making natural candles, creating a mudslide, and taking a night walk in the woods. Maria Nilsson's playful and informative illustrations bring each skill to life, making this the perfect gift for outdoors enthusiasts of all skill levels, from first-time hikers to experienced trekkers. The perfect size to toss in your day pack, 50 Things to Do in the Wild will become an essential companion on all your outdoor adventures.FiftyVisit product page → -
$ 16.95
I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It''s oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).Visit product page →
* Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape.
* Features the same three-color "Part-time Adult" artwork on both sides.
* Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.
* Measures 3.25" in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86" tall.
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Dad Jokes, Bad Jokes Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
(Butt) Head of the Household Men's Socks
$ 14.95
See what we did there? Men' s shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
Wake Up Call Ceramic Coffee Mug
$ 14.95
3.25 in. x 4 in.Visit product page →
ceramic
surface design by maddy nye!
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7th Grader for Life Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
I'm an Adventure Man Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
Grumpy Old Man Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Visit product page →The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. -
$ 14.95
What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
$ 14.95
These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're drinking beer, you want your feet to be comfy, right? Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks
$ 14.95
Visit product page →Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. -
$ 14.95
This book of twelve letters (ten prompted, two blank) makes it easy for children of many ages—from tween to adult—to show Dad how much they care. Once filled out, sealed, and postdated, the letters become handwritten time capsules to give to Dad for Father's Day, holidays, or milestone birthdays. When he breaks open the seals in the future, he will find a priceless keepsake.Visit product page → -
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)
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Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
Would Definitely Shit Here Again 4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent.
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Dolphin Blue Raspberry Gummy Candy
$ 6.95
Visit product page →Swim in deep blue raspberry flavor exploding with sour sugar fun! These dolphin gummies are sure to bring a "sea" of delight.
ALLERGENS: Processed in a facility that handles dairy, soy, egg, peanut, tree nut (almond, pecan, and brazil nut), and wheat products.
NET WEIGHT: Small: 6 oz
