A vintage workwear unstructured 5-panel hat that features one of our favorite, original coffee-inspired sayings: Death Before Decaf. The Death Before Decaf unisex unstructured coffee hats are made of high quality black organic cotton fabric. The caps feature a sewn-on embroidered felt patch, fabric strap, and a debossed Pyknic logo on the brass buckle closure.
Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.