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Vegetables In Holiday Underwear
$ 7.99
Visit product page →It's the most wonderful time of the year...Holiday Underwear Season!
There's underwear for hanging the lights and underwear for decorating cookies. Everyone loves Underwear! Even...SANTA?!
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Potty Power! Potty Training Board Book
$ 9.99
Visit product page →A mom-tested and doctor-approved potty-training book from the bestselling creators of Hello!Lucky!
What do you do when you've got to go?
From that first rumble in the bumble to that moment of triumph when the potty is full of number one or number two, Super Pooper and Whizz Kid: Potty Power! touches on those essential potty-training moments, ending with the all-important big-kid underpants dance!
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Octopus Tentacles Finger Puppets
$ 2.95
Channel the ocean vibes of our La Jolla location with these fun finger tentacles! Sold individually.Visit product page → -
Made From Scratch! Kitty Cat Dishtowel
$ 13.95
Visit product page →Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.28"h x 21"w
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Have You Tried Cheese? Devilish Dishtowel
$ 13.95
Visit product page →Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.28"h x 21"w
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$ 13.95
I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.Visit product page →This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.
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Having an Affair with the Food Delivery Guy Dishtowel
$ 13.95
Visit product page →It's as hot as my lo mein is cold. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.28"h x 21"w -
$ 14.95
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere.Visit product page →
For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.
- GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent.
- PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents.
- Expectant parents and parents of children under 5
- Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter
- Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
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$ 22.00
The ultimate way to start your morning routine. Our "Where There's a Woman There's A Way" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine. Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug Gold Foil Lettering Stackable Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.Visit product page →
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$ 11.95
Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat? Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme.Visit product page → -
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)
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That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Orange and rosewater scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift for Italian and spicy food lovers.
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Fuck This Shit Men's Crew Sock
$ 14.95
I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Insults & Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions
$ 9.95
There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out with wit and verve.. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to smarts to character, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.Visit product page → -
Don't Go Breaking My Heart, 2021! Candle
On sale $ 28.00 $ 14.00
Visit product page →Don't Go Breaking My Heart, 2021!
- Scent: Blood Orange Grapefruit
- Coconut Wax Blend
- Burn time: 60-65 hours
- 11oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles
- 14 oz. American made rocks glass
- Lead-free cotton wick
This candle does not come with a lid. The text is not printed directly on the glass.
We chose to work with Light 4 Life Cause when producing our candles. Light 4 Life Cause has teamed withe Exceptional Children's Foundation to create jobs for adults with disabilities through the manufacturing of these beautiful candles.
For adults living with a disability, finding meaningful work is often very challenging. The individuals with developmental disabilities who participate with Light4Life Cause are trained by Light 4 Life Cause staff in the art of hand-crafted candle making. They also receive personalized coaching from ECF staff on both professional and life skills development. This integrated workplace training shows participants the way to greater independence while increasing their self-confidence, self-esteem and financial security.
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I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks
$ 12.95
Visit product page →What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex. -
$ 14.95
Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
My Cat is Cool AF Women's Socks
$ 12.95
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandexVisit product page → -
$ 22.00
Repeat it until you believe it - "Happy To Be Here" - jumbo stackable coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine. Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug Gold Foil Lettering Stackable Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.Visit product page → -
Dad Dancing: a Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere
$ 12.95
It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals.Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.Visit product page → -
Who is This "Moderation?" Cocktail Napkins
$ 6.95
20 per package: 3 ply paper tissue - 5" x 5"Printed in Germany using non-toxic, water soluble dyes.Visit product page →
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg Celebrity Prayer Candle
$ 20.00
A true saint and pioneer, Saint Ruth Bader Ginsburg will always be our favorite Justice. We light this candle in her honor and in honor of all she stood and fought for. May her memory be a blessing. Saint Celebrity Prayer Candle. White wax. 8 Inches Tall. Glass Container. High Quality Gloss Vinyl Label.Visit product page → -
(Butt) Head of the Household Men's Socks
$ 14.95
See what we did there? Men' s shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
$ 22.00
Visit product page →The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Welcome to the Shitshow" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.
- Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
- Gold Foil Lettering
- Stackable
- Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.
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F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition
$ 19.95
The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind themVisit product page → -
$ 22.00
Visit product page →The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Please Stop Talking" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.
- Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
- Gold Foil Lettering
- Stackable
- Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.
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Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide
$ 15.99
From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!Visit product page →
