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Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

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VINTAGE INSPIRED PEN SET – The Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set from Brass Monkey includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing.


UNIQUE DESIGN – These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use). Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use).


IT’S IN THE DETAILS – Each pen measures 6” long and .5” in diameter and writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips). They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers.
PERFECT GIFT - Each set comes with two floaty pens, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).


BRASS MONKEY – Created way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that’s where you’ll find them - making well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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