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Visit product page →That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. -
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes
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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material.Visit product page →
For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal.
• Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers
• Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me"
• Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun
They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke.
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family.
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This journal is the perfect family keepsake: A place for parents and children to share the evolution of thoughts, feelings, and dreams over the years, or a journal for kids who want to keep a time capsule of their own ideas about the world—whimsicial or serious.Visit product page →
Children’s author Betsy Franco poses a question each day with only a few lines provided for a response, making this journal the ultimate no-fuss record keeper. Simply turn to today’s date and record your child’s answer. When you finish the year, move on to the next section. The diary can be started on any day of the year and makes a terrific keepsake or gift for parents.
As the years go by you’ll notice how your child’s answers evolve, sometimes silly, sometimes precocious, but always interesting. -
Dad Dancing: a Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere
$ 12.95
It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals.Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.Visit product page → -
Bad Dad Jokes: Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They Are
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What do you call a decomposing whale?Visit product page →
Mouldy Dick.
How does a rabbit get dry after a storm?
He borrows a hare dryer.
Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! -
Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks
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Visit product page →The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. -
What I Love About Dad Fill in Journal
$ 11.95
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your pops is tops. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift he’ll read again and again. Make it as tender, silly, or groveling as you choose!Visit product page →- Personalized gifts please dads of all stripes
- Go beyond the tie for birthday presents for dad
- Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
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What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
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These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're drinking beer, you want your feet to be comfy, right? Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex. -
Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks
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Visit product page →Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. -
Your Turn To Clean Up Dishtowel
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A vintage workwear unstructured 5-panel hat that features one of our favorite, original coffee-inspired sayings: Death Before Decaf. The Death Before Decaf unisex unstructured coffee hats are made of high quality black organic cotton fabric. The caps feature a sewn-on embroidered felt patch, fabric strap, and a debossed Pyknic logo on the brass buckle closure.Visit product page → -
My Dad: In His Own Words Keepsake Books
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Within each family lies a treasure of memories and experiences. Things that define who Dad is. That reflect the love he shares. Discover together the stories he holds close to his heart with these pages, filled with meaningful questions to answer. Invite him to speak from the heart, in his own words—it doesn’t need to be formal or complex. Because when he is finished, he will create a priceless keepsake for generations to come.Visit product page →
My Dad can be a gift for them to fill out or a meaningful way to “interview” and create a family dialogue around each story. Dads can also fill them out on their own and give them as a gift to younger generations. -
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is a profane guide to the slang from the backstreets and taverns of 18th-century London.Visit product page →
This slang dictionary gathers the most amusing and useful terms from English history and helpfully presents them to be used in the conversations of our modern day.
Originally published in 1785, the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was one of the first lexicons of English slang, compiled by a militia captain who collected the terms he overheard on his late-night excursions to London's slums, dockyards, and taverns. Now the legacy lives on in this colorful pocket dictionary.
• Learn the origin of phrases like "birthday suit" and discover slang lost to time.
• Handy pocket-sized edition allows you to whip out vintage curse words whenever needed.
• An unexpected marriage of lowbrow humor and highbrow wit
Discover long lost antique slang and curse words and learn how to incorporate them into modern conversation.
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is perfect for enlivening contemporary conversation with historical phrases; it includes a topical list of words for money, drunkenness, the amorous congress, male and female naughty bits, and so on.
• A funny gift for wordplay, language, swearing, and insult fans, as well as fans of British humor and culture
• Perfect for those who loved How to Speak Brit: The Quintessential Guide to the King's English, Cockney Slang, and Other Flummoxing British Phrases by Christopher J. Moore; Knickers in a Twist: A Dictionary of British Slang by Jonathan Bernstein; and The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli -
F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition
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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind themVisit product page → -
A Whole Book of Things I Love About Dad
$ 12.95
Visit product page →This little book is a secret weapon of love. Just fill in the blanks, and it transforms into the only book of its kind in the universe: a personalized, meaningful gift that your dad will love. Even if he's not generally big on "feelings." How easy and perfect is that?
- Fill-in-the-blank book measures 4.1" x 5.4"
- Hardcover, 64 pages with 30 fill-in prompts
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Dads are the Original Hipsters
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He listened to vinyl before you did. He drank whiskey before you did. He had a mustache before you did. Admit it: your dad was a hipster before you were! Based on the blog phenomenon of the same name, this book celebrates dads as the original hipsters. Vintage photos of real dads back in the day—in their short shorts and tight tees playing arcade games—accompany snarky captions that at once tip a cap to Dad's glory days and poke fun at modern hipsters. Featuring tons of never-before-seen content, this is the perfect gift for dads, hipsters, and those who love to tease them!Visit product page → -
Congratulations, By The Way: Some Thoughts on Kindness
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Visit product page →NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • This inspiring meditation on kindness from the author of Lincoln in the Bardo is based on his popular commencement address.
Three months after George Saunders gave a graduation address at Syracuse University, a transcript of that speech was posted on the website of The New York Times, where its simple, uplifting message struck a deep chord. Within days, it had been shared more than one million times. Why? Because Saunders’s words tap into a desire in all of us to lead kinder, more fulfilling lives. Powerful, funny, and wise, Congratulations, by the way is an inspiring message from one of today’s most influential and original writers. -
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Attach your bosom buddy to the side of your glass and she’ll look after your drink all evening. Ideal for stag dos, house parties and lads’ nights in, pick a lady to be by your side all night and avoid drink mix ups. A sensible addition anytime the drinks are flowingVisit product page → -
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Visit product page →This army-inspired bottle opener is ready to battle caps at a minute's notice - just brace his rifle under the cap's edge and leverage him to pop tops on the double, soldier.
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Flocked printing Grey on Royal Blue with grey band, gray ties and grey wave.
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The gift that gives twenty times, Vouchers will express your affection in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. By presenting your lucky dad with a Vouchers booklet, you empower him to request desires—from “Control of Remote” to “Car Wash”—on the schedule of his choosing.Visit product page →
Give pops what he’s always wanted: your time
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This book of twelve letters (ten prompted, two blank) makes it easy for children of many ages—from tween to adult—to show Dad how much they care. Once filled out, sealed, and postdated, the letters become handwritten time capsules to give to Dad for Father's Day, holidays, or milestone birthdays. When he breaks open the seals in the future, he will find a priceless keepsake.Visit product page →
