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Visit product page →The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. -
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
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I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →This book is your ticket to the White House. Yes, you can be president. And of all the tools needed to run for office and lead the greatest country in the world, Anyone Can Be President is at the top of the list. This how-to is filled with practical advice, playful pages (quizzes, games, graphs!), and lots of actual historical knowledge, so you can pave your way to becoming our next commander in chief.
Filled with straightforward tips on how to be president and gives simple explanations for complex topics—like creating a SuperPAC and who should do it (hint: not you!)
The idea that anyone can be president has been under scrutiny by pundits, reporters, and voters. This president book serves as a cheat sheet for potential candidates and a much-needed parody for everyone else.
Written by David Vienna, a Knock Knock Books veteran and bestselling author of Calm the F*ck Down
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A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →You're a fancy bitch AND you pinch pennies. I guess you could say that you're one well-rounded mofo. 95% post consumer recycled material.3"h x 4"w -
Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
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Visit product page →Go ahead. At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud. But look again. Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it? 95% post consumer recycled material.3"h x 4"w -
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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →We're not kitten that we're feline a little intimidated by these cool cats. Our newest crew by Berkley Illustration each comes with their own purrsonality.
Rainbow Kitten spreads love through all of her nine lives. Tabby Cat runs a successful cat nap consultation business. Tuxedo Cat has returned from a fishing trip in France. And Punk Cat needs no introduction. He's prrr-actically famous in the underground kitty punk scene.
Each Cat Club Set includes two of each kitties by Berkley Illustration, so you can share them with your own furriends. And these cats are not afraid of a little water.
Size: Various
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I Need A Goddamn Nap Motel Key Tag
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Visit product page →Enjoy the ride into blue skies and all the fluffy clouds.
1 in. wide x 1.125 in. tall
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Don't Kill the Kids Checklist Pad
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Visit product page →Why conjure up the same information for the babysitter over and over again? Keep the kids safe and happy the fill-in-the-blank way. Armed with this pad, your sitter will be prepared for anything from sugar-snack lies to bedtime manipulation—and you’ll enjoy a relaxing parents’ night out.
Prompts for all possibilities remind you to clarify details like food allergies and pre-sleep rituals
A babysitter checklist and on-the-go parent’s best friend
This notepad’s back by popular demand!
Knock Knock pads share all the nitty-gritty info without you having to utter a word
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King for the Day Inflatable Crown
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Treat a chap like royalty with this ornate golden crown. Simply blow it up and you have a wonderfully regal piece of headwear, crowning the wearer ‘King for the Day’.Visit product page → -
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Attach your bosom buddy to the side of your glass and she’ll look after your drink all evening. Ideal for stag dos, house parties and lads’ nights in, pick a lady to be by your side all night and avoid drink mix ups. A sensible addition anytime the drinks are flowingVisit product page → -
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FCTRY's Bavarian gnome crayons are made in the shape of the classic lawn ornament. Designed in Brooklyn, these vibrant pieces are easy for little hands to grasp.Visit product page →
Non-toxic.
Includes six gnome-shaped crayons.
2.5"/6cm height each (approximately).
Available in Multi.
Wax.
Wipe clean with soft, dry cloth.
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Visit product page →They say that by the time you retire, you should have something like 2 million in savings. We say, everyone's got to start somewhere. 95% post consumer recycled material.3"h x 4"w -
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Visit product page →You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex. -
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Visit product page →Best Mom in the World trophy.
- This trophy is 4" x 11" x 2.5"
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Happy Fucking Birthday Candles
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For when there is not enough room on the cake.Visit product page →
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
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Out of Money Experience Coin Purse
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This fun coin purse is woven from 95% post-consumer recycled material. Use it to carry change, earbuds, and other small accessories. 3"h x 4"wVisit product page → -
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Have you ever seen a banana in a bikini? Or a tangerine in trunks? What about grapes in goggles? In this uproarious follow-up to Vegetables in Underwear, kids will learn that there are many kinds of suits—including suits for swimming, surfing, sunbathing, and scuba diving. But can you wear a business suit to the beach? Fruits in Suits has the same irreverent silliness as Vegetables in Underwear and shows just how much fun swimsuits can be—and how important it is to hold on to them when you jump into the water!Visit product page → -
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A #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon, this deliciously funny read-aloud from the creators of Robo-Sauce and Secret Pizza Partywill make you laugh until spicy salsa comes out of your nose.Visit product page →
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa . . . oh, boy. You’re in red-hot trouble.
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Grown Ass Lady Canvas Tote Bag
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Bag measures 18" wide x 15" high x 6" deep. Shoulder straps have a 13" drop. Made from high-quality, heavyweight canvas with a gusseted bottomVisit product page → -
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Visit product page →By Rowboat Watkins
Once upon a time there was a book about . . .
MONSTERS!
No.
SPACE ALIENS?
Nope . . . a BUNNY!
A GIANT SCARY TRUCK-EATING BUNNY?!?
Um . . . well, maybe it was a tiny bit big.
From the curious mind of Rowboat Watkins comes a ginormously imaginative story that is as funny as it is philosophical. How big is Big Bunny? And how will this story end? Delightfully meta and humorously subversive, Big Bunnywill take its place as the next go-to story about stories.
