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Visit product page →Our teething rings were designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.
- Soothes gums during teething
- Easy grip for little fingers
- Size: 4.5" diameter
- Recommended Age: 0 months+
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$ 14.95
Visit product page →Our teething rings were designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.
- Soothes gums during teething
- Easy grip for little fingers
- Size: 4.5" diameter
- Recommended Age: 0 months+
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$ 14.95
Visit product page →Our teething rings were designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.
- Soothes gums during teething
- Easy grip for little fingers
- Size: 4.5" diameter
- Recommended Age: 0 months+
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$ 18.00
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
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Size: 8" x 11.25"
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$ 18.00
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
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Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
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$ 18.00
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
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The Future Is Female Wonder Bib
$ 18.00
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
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$ 18.00
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
Ages 0+ -
$ 18.00
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
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$ 18.99
Visit product page →ABOUT THE DAY THE CRAYONS CAME HOME
The companion to the #1 blockbuster bestseller, The Day the Crayons Quit!
A Wall Street Journal Best Children’s Book of 2015 / A TIME Magazine Top 10 Children’s Book of 2015
“Highly anticipated (yes, even for adults)” —Entertainment Weekly
I’m not sure what it is about this kid Duncan, but his crayons sure are a colorful bunch of characters! Having soothed the hurt feelings of one group who threatened to quit, Duncan now faces a whole new group of crayons asking to be rescued. From Maroon Crayon, who was lost beneath the sofa cushions and then broken in two after Dad sat on him; to poor Turquoise, whose head is now stuck to one of Duncan’s stinky socks after they both ended up in the dryer together; to Pea Green, who knows darn well that no kid likes peas and who ran away—each and every crayon has a woeful tale to tell and a plea to be brought home to the crayon box.
Look for a special glow-in-the-dark picture [Note: make sure to “charge” it under a light first].
Praise for The Day the Crayons Came Home
Winner of the Goodreads Choice Award for Best Picture Book of 2015!
A Wall Street Journal Best Book of 2015!
One of Parents Magazine‘s Ten Best Children’s Books of 2015!
A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year!“Funnier than the creators’ original blockbuster.”–Parents Magazine
“Mr. Daywalt’s text blends with Mr. Jeffers’s illustrations to make a picture book that will have children clamoring for more crayon adventures.”—The Wall Street Journal
“Continues its predecessor’s pleasing, goofy conceit…Once again, both Daywalt’s text and Jeffers’ illustrations are endearing.”—New York Times Book Review
“By telling stories from the points of view of crayons, giving voices to the small and ignored, Daywalt and Jeffers have created two books that offer plenty of charm and fun, but also make children feel deeply understood.”—The Boston Globe
* “A masterwork of humor and design . . . Sure to be as popular as The Day the Crayons Quit.”—Booklist, starred review
* “A brilliant, colorful tale that begs to be read aloud and a must-have for all collections.”—School Library Journal, starred review
* “Once again, Daywalt and Jeffers create rich emotional lives and personalities for their colorful cast, and it’s hard to imagine a reader who won’t be delighted.”—Publishers Weekly, starred review
“Not only stands on its own merit, but may be even more colorful than the original.”—Huffington Post
“Drew Daywalt and Oliver Jeffers once again offer perceptive and frequently hilarious insights…The Day the Crayons Came Home will have readers of all ages chuckling—and will inspire kids’ empathy and imagination in equal measure.”—BookPage -
Wisdom for Dad: Advice for Dad in 140 Characters or Less
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Visit product page →Wisdom for Dad: Advice for Dad in 140 Characters or Less with Tweets from Dude to Dad and Others.
Gone are the days of long, handwritten letters from father to son. Now, the most we can expect is a text, tweet, or Facebook update. By accessing the social web and the power of the dad crowd, Wisdom for Dad cuts through the clutter to deliver brief, witty pieces of wisdom―in 140 characters or less.
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Laughter is contagious! Make Us Laugh! is a hilarious and immersive book bursting with cute illustrations and plenty of giggles.Visit product page →A laugh-out-loud sound book: The animal friends dare the reader to make them laugh, but the ladybug and the bunny are sure that they won't laugh, no matter what. The monkey and the crocodile think it's impossible to make them laugh too. And the same goes for the bear and the wolf. Still, readers can go ahead and try . . . but will they succeed?
- Funny sound book that includes 7 big laughs that will make little ones erupt with smiles
- Engaging illustrations brilliantly display the animals' facial expressions and keep readers engaged
- Durable hardcover design is ideal for travel and just the right size for little handsKids will giggle and chuckle as they find ways to make the animals laugh in this seriously funny sound book that will keep them coming back for more.
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Visit product page →Young MacDonald had a farm. But when the animals started flip-flappin’ out, he packed up his herd, headed to the big city, and let their creativity roam free. Will the animals—including Pablo Porkcasso, Andy Warhoof, Frida Cowlo, and Quackson Pollock—make a mess or a masterpiece?
8.5” tall x 11” wide // casebound hard cover // 32 pages
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A vintage workwear unstructured 5-panel hat that features one of our favorite, original coffee-inspired sayings: Death Before Decaf. The Death Before Decaf unisex unstructured coffee hats are made of high quality black organic cotton fabric. The caps feature a sewn-on embroidered felt patch, fabric strap, and a debossed Pyknic logo on the brass buckle closure.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →I'm one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from 3 years ago.
A wine glass both classy and honest. You may have forgiven, but you have not forgotten...
Wine glass size: 19 oz
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Things I'll Probably Do Tomorrow Notepad
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"Things I'll Probably Do Tomorrow" Notepad 5x8 Notepad with Gold Foil Printed "Things I'll Probably Do Tomorrow" Header 65 Lined Perforated SheetsVisit product page → -
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Visit product page →The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Welcome to the Shitshow" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.
- Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
- Gold Foil Lettering
- Stackable
- Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.
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Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
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Over 4 feet wide. Looks just the real thing, super-sized. Easy to wipe down, inflate/deflate, and store. Standard air valve (you’ll have to make your own fart sounds in the name of safety). A great for pool parties and beach days. Approx inflated dimensions: 58 x 47 x 13 inches.Visit product page → -
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Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pages—with metallic ink patterns on the back of each page—making them easy to share and display.Visit product page → -
Broadly Speaking: 100 Years of Wisecracks...
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Visit product page →Broadly Speaking offers diverse perspectives on comedy with quotes from the world's greatest female comics and entertainers. As varied as the comedians themselves, witty one-liners, intimate anecdotes, and honest accounts tell the story of dismantling the boys' club and redefining what a woman in comedy can look, act, and sound like. Covering one hundred years of women in comedy, Broadly Speaking showcases original legends Dorothy Parker and Moms Mabley, who share the page with current influential figures Tina Fey and Ilana Glazer, alongside the emerging generation of funny women, including Awkwafina and Patti Harrison. Chuckle, laugh, and muse over these insights into the internal and external challenges of becoming a comedian and the way the industry and game have changed.
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A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is a profane guide to the slang from the backstreets and taverns of 18th-century London.Visit product page →
This slang dictionary gathers the most amusing and useful terms from English history and helpfully presents them to be used in the conversations of our modern day.
Originally published in 1785, the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was one of the first lexicons of English slang, compiled by a militia captain who collected the terms he overheard on his late-night excursions to London's slums, dockyards, and taverns. Now the legacy lives on in this colorful pocket dictionary.
• Learn the origin of phrases like "birthday suit" and discover slang lost to time.
• Handy pocket-sized edition allows you to whip out vintage curse words whenever needed.
• An unexpected marriage of lowbrow humor and highbrow wit
Discover long lost antique slang and curse words and learn how to incorporate them into modern conversation.
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is perfect for enlivening contemporary conversation with historical phrases; it includes a topical list of words for money, drunkenness, the amorous congress, male and female naughty bits, and so on.
• A funny gift for wordplay, language, swearing, and insult fans, as well as fans of British humor and culture
• Perfect for those who loved How to Speak Brit: The Quintessential Guide to the King's English, Cockney Slang, and Other Flummoxing British Phrases by Christopher J. Moore; Knickers in a Twist: A Dictionary of British Slang by Jonathan Bernstein; and The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli -
F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition
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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind themVisit product page → -
I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Crew Socks
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Visit product page →Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex. -
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Visit product page →Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex. -
Dads are the Original Hipsters
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He listened to vinyl before you did. He drank whiskey before you did. He had a mustache before you did. Admit it: your dad was a hipster before you were! Based on the blog phenomenon of the same name, this book celebrates dads as the original hipsters. Vintage photos of real dads back in the day—in their short shorts and tight tees playing arcade games—accompany snarky captions that at once tip a cap to Dad's glory days and poke fun at modern hipsters. Featuring tons of never-before-seen content, this is the perfect gift for dads, hipsters, and those who love to tease them!Visit product page → -
Selective Hearing Club Men's Socks
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Visit product page →The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. -
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
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I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →This book is your ticket to the White House. Yes, you can be president. And of all the tools needed to run for office and lead the greatest country in the world, Anyone Can Be President is at the top of the list. This how-to is filled with practical advice, playful pages (quizzes, games, graphs!), and lots of actual historical knowledge, so you can pave your way to becoming our next commander in chief.
Filled with straightforward tips on how to be president and gives simple explanations for complex topics—like creating a SuperPAC and who should do it (hint: not you!)
The idea that anyone can be president has been under scrutiny by pundits, reporters, and voters. This president book serves as a cheat sheet for potential candidates and a much-needed parody for everyone else.
Written by David Vienna, a Knock Knock Books veteran and bestselling author of Calm the F*ck Down
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A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
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Visit product page →You're a fancy bitch AND you pinch pennies. I guess you could say that you're one well-rounded mofo. 95% post consumer recycled material.3"h x 4"w -
Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
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Visit product page →Go ahead. At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud. But look again. Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it? 95% post consumer recycled material.3"h x 4"w -
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Visit product page →We're not kitten that we're feline a little intimidated by these cool cats. Our newest crew by Berkley Illustration each comes with their own purrsonality.
Rainbow Kitten spreads love through all of her nine lives. Tabby Cat runs a successful cat nap consultation business. Tuxedo Cat has returned from a fishing trip in France. And Punk Cat needs no introduction. He's prrr-actically famous in the underground kitty punk scene.
Each Cat Club Set includes two of each kitties by Berkley Illustration, so you can share them with your own furriends. And these cats are not afraid of a little water.
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Don't Kill the Kids Checklist Pad
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Visit product page →Why conjure up the same information for the babysitter over and over again? Keep the kids safe and happy the fill-in-the-blank way. Armed with this pad, your sitter will be prepared for anything from sugar-snack lies to bedtime manipulation—and you’ll enjoy a relaxing parents’ night out.
Prompts for all possibilities remind you to clarify details like food allergies and pre-sleep rituals
A babysitter checklist and on-the-go parent’s best friend
This notepad’s back by popular demand!
Knock Knock pads share all the nitty-gritty info without you having to utter a word
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Attach your bosom buddy to the side of your glass and she’ll look after your drink all evening. Ideal for stag dos, house parties and lads’ nights in, pick a lady to be by your side all night and avoid drink mix ups. A sensible addition anytime the drinks are flowingVisit product page → -
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Visit product page →Best Mom in the World trophy.
- This trophy is 4" x 11" x 2.5"
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Happy Fucking Birthday Candles
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For when there is not enough room on the cake.Visit product page →
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Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
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Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
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Size: 8" x 11.25"
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$ 4.95
This fun coin purse is woven from 95% post-consumer recycled material. Use it to carry change, earbuds, and other small accessories. 3"h x 4"wVisit product page → -
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Have you ever seen a banana in a bikini? Or a tangerine in trunks? What about grapes in goggles? In this uproarious follow-up to Vegetables in Underwear, kids will learn that there are many kinds of suits—including suits for swimming, surfing, sunbathing, and scuba diving. But can you wear a business suit to the beach? Fruits in Suits has the same irreverent silliness as Vegetables in Underwear and shows just how much fun swimsuits can be—and how important it is to hold on to them when you jump into the water!Visit product page → -
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A #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon, this deliciously funny read-aloud from the creators of Robo-Sauce and Secret Pizza Partywill make you laugh until spicy salsa comes out of your nose.Visit product page →
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa . . . oh, boy. You’re in red-hot trouble.
The award-winning team of Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri has created an unforgettable tale of new friends and the perfect snack.
