New York Times Bestseller 

Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is Volume 1 of a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bestselling author John Lithgow. Chronicling the last few raucous years in American politics, Lithgow takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency.

• Lampoons the likes of Betsy DeVos, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, and dozens more.
• Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings.
• Draws inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, and even Mother Goose.
• Great for fans of A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter by Scott Adams, and The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

The poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mother Goose, and many more.

A feat of laugh-out-loud lyrical storytelling, this timely volume is bound to bring joy to poetry lovers, political junkies, and Lithgow fans alike.

Card reads: Trick or Treat, smell my feet, Give me at least my personal 6 feet.

6.25 x 4.5 inches. Blank inside. 

pop open a can of cool erasers - li'l wieners

UNCANNY is a series of collectible mini tin cans filled with realistic food-shaped erasers. You get 6 playful erasers in each reusable can.

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. There's a perfect 16 ounce mug for you and for everyone you know!

A book about the magic of manners from the bestselling creators of Hello!Lucky!

Manners don’t come naturally to everyone! But did you know that elephants are known for their impeccable etiquette? It’s true! This hilarious guide to good manners offers many fun teaching moments for kids and their parents—it covers all the basics for the preschool set, from saying “please” and “thank you” to sharing and being kind to others. Filled with bright, adorable illustrations in Hello!Lucky’s inimitable style, young children will love learning about manners with this delightful, sturdy board book.

20"  napkins, 5" x 5", Black napkins with silver metallic writing 

"Let's Party Like Obama Is Still President!"

20 napkins, 5" x 5", Black napkins with silver metallic writing "Who Invited Karen?"

Made in USA 

Our Total Babe candle is a perfect gift for the best lady in your life with its invigorating grapefruit and acai scent. Go from burnin to boozin. Enjoy the candle while it burns then freeze it after to use as a rocks glass. Everyone loves a two-fer!

• Coconut Wax Blend
• Burn time: 60-65 hours
• 11oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles
• 14 oz. American made rocks glass
• Lead-free cotton wick
• Gold Tin Lid

Our Total Babe candle is a perfect gift for the best lady in your life with its invigorating grapefruit and acai scent. Go from burnin to boozin. Enjoy the candle while it burns then freeze it after to use as a rocks glass. Everyone loves a two-fer!

• Coconut Wax Blend
• Burn time: 60-65 hours
• 11oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles
• 14 oz. American made rocks glass
• Lead-free cotton wick
• Gold Tin Lid

Our teething rings were designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.  

• Soothes gums during teething
• Easy grip for little fingers
• Size: 4.5" diameter
• Recommended Age: 0 months+

Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!

Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
Ages 0+

Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!

Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
Ages 0+

Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!

Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
Ages 0+

Silicone Wonder Bib is the perfect solution for big messes and easy clean up!

Made of PVC-free and BPA-free food grade Silicone
Dishwasher Safe!
Waterproof
Adjustable, Comfortable Design
Deep Pocket to Catch Spills
Folds for Travel
Size: 8" x 11.25"
Ages 0+

ABOUT THE DAY THE CRAYONS CAME HOME

The companion to the #1 blockbuster bestseller, The Day the Crayons Quit!

A Wall Street Journal Best Children’s Book of 2015 / A TIME Magazine Top 10 Children’s Book of 2015

“Highly anticipated (yes, even for adults)” —Entertainment Weekly

I’m not sure what it is about this kid Duncan, but his crayons sure are a colorful bunch of characters! Having soothed the hurt feelings of one group who threatened to quit, Duncan now faces a whole new group of crayons asking to be rescued. From Maroon Crayon, who was lost beneath the sofa cushions and then broken in two after Dad sat on him; to poor Turquoise, whose head is now stuck to one of Duncan’s stinky socks after they both ended up in the dryer together; to Pea Green, who knows darn well that no kid likes peas and who ran away—each and every crayon has a woeful tale to tell and a plea to be brought home to the crayon box.

Look for a special glow-in-the-dark picture [Note: make sure to “charge” it under a light first].

Praise for The Day the Crayons Came Home  

Winner of the Goodreads Choice Award for Best Picture Book of 2015!

A Wall Street Journal Best Book of 2015!

One of Parents Magazine‘s Ten Best Children’s Books of 2015!

A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year! 

“Funnier than the creators’ original blockbuster.”–Parents Magazine

“Mr. Daywalt’s text blends with Mr. Jeffers’s illustrations to make a picture book that will have children clamoring for more crayon adventures.”—The Wall Street Journal 

“Continues its predecessor’s pleasing, goofy conceit…Once again, both Daywalt’s text and Jeffers’ illustrations are endearing.”—New York Times Book Review
 
“By telling stories from the points of view of crayons, giving voices to the small and ignored, Daywalt and Jeffers have created two books that offer plenty of charm and fun, but also make children feel deeply understood.”—The Boston Globe

* “A masterwork of humor and design . . . Sure to be as popular as The Day the Crayons Quit.”—Booklist, starred review

* “A brilliant, colorful tale that begs to be read aloud and a must-have for all collections.”—School Library Journal, starred review

* “Once again, Daywalt and Jeffers create rich emotional lives and personalities for their colorful cast, and it’s hard to imagine a reader who won’t be delighted.”—Publishers Weekly, starred review

“Not only stands on its own merit, but may be even more colorful than the original.”—Huffington Post

“Drew Daywalt and Oliver Jeffers once again offer perceptive and frequently hilarious insights…The Day the Crayons Came Home will have readers of all ages chuckling—and will inspire kids’ empathy and imagination in equal measure.”—BookPage 

Wisdom for Dad: Advice for Dad in 140 Characters or Less with Tweets from Dude to Dad and Others.

Gone are the days of long, handwritten letters from father to son. Now, the most we can expect is a text, tweet, or Facebook update. By accessing the social web and the power of the dad crowd, Wisdom for Dad cuts through the clutter to deliver brief, witty pieces of wisdom―in 140 characters or less. 

I'm one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from 3 years ago.

A wine glass both classy and honest. You may have forgiven, but you have not forgotten...

Wine glass size: 19 oz

The ultimate way to start your adult morning routine. Our "Welcome to the Shitshow" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine.

• Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug
• Gold Foil Lettering
• Stackable
• Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.