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$ 14.95
Visit product page →If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.
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$ 22.00
The ultimate way to start your morning routine. Our "Where There's a Woman There's A Way" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine. Oversize 16oz. Ceramic Mug Gold Foil Lettering Stackable Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.Visit product page →
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What The Actual Fuck Needlepoint Pillow
$ 98.00
2020-2021, am I right Commemorate that crazy year with a twist on the traditional needlepoint. This cheeky Furbish exclusive pillow is hand-embroidered and backed with luxe black velvet. 8" x 14" 100% Wool Solid black velvet backingVisit product page → -
When They Go Low....Needlepoint Pillow
$ 98.00
Wise words for trying times. This cheeky Furbish exclusive pillow is hand-embroidered and backed with luxe light blue velvet. 8" x 14" 100% wool Solid light blue velvet backingVisit product page → -
Empathy Card Collection Boxed Set
$ 19.95
When your loved ones are hurting, it’s so hard to know what to say. Standing in the card aisle can be overwhelming. To help you reach out in those tough moments, we’ve gathered some of our most beloved Empathy Cards for this special boxed collection. It’s kind of like having your own, personal Em & Friends card shop (open nights, weekends, and holidays). • Includes 4 popular Empathy Card designs • 8 blank cards with envelopes (2 cards each of 4 different designs) • Cards 4.25” x 5.5”; hinged-lid box 4.625” x 6.25”Visit product page → -
$ 7.95
Visit product page →This is the perfect hostess gift (lend her a hand), a great way to get kids to wash their hands or just a wonderfully literal way to 'give someone a big hand'. Punny!
colors (peach, brown, pink, white) • The best natural vegetable glycerin soap • 3” tall / 2 oz (60g) • Very light scent • Packaged carefully in a clear baggie with sticker label • Individually wrapped in bubble bags for safe shipping
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Teenage Years Glass Jar Candle
$ 24.00
Visit product page →made using only vegan + cruelty free, sustainable ingredients. clean burning wax made from American grown soybeans. Non-toxic, paraben & phthalate free fragrances. standard jar burn time is approx 50+ hours.
Gardenia Honeysuckle scent.
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$ 16.95
I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It''s oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).Visit product page →
* Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape.
* Features the same three-color "Part-time Adult" artwork on both sides.
* Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.
* Measures 3.25" in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86" tall.
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Get The Hell Out Of My Kitchen Dishtowel
$ 13.95
Visit product page →Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package. 100% unbleached cotton.28"h x 21"w -
$ 14.95
Visit product page →This sassy kitchen companion from Blue Q is a must for anyone who likes to cook with a touch of 'tude! Featuring nostalgic artwork and an empowering expression, as well as super-insulated, 100% cotton construction, this oven mitt is a must-have for any kitchen!
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Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks
$ 11.95
Visit product page →You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 1% spandex. -
This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Ankle Socks
$ 11.95
Visit product page →She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex. -
$ 11.95
Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat? Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme.Visit product page → -
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Russian Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop
No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!
Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.
Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)
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That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Orange and rosewater scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift for Italian and spicy food lovers.
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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. Bright lilac and amber scent.
The "Eclipse of the Fart" lavatory mist will cover up any foul smell that may haunt your bathroom. This lavatory spray features a mixture of bright lilac and amber scents. Your friends and family will get a kick out of the eclipsed themed design on the label.
- Measures: 6" x 1.9" x 1.9"
Capacity: 5.3 fluid ounces - Made from fragrant essential oils
- 2 quick mists to remove odors
- 500 applications in bottle
- Measures: 6" x 1.9" x 1.9"
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Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Fine and dandy Blue Q Lavatory Mist! Most unique gift! Get our Blue Q Lavatory Mist for every bathroom in the house and your home won't ever smell like Sh*t again! People will want to spray the Blue Q Lavatory Mist just because it's so sassy and funny.
Would Definitely Shit Here Again 4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent.
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Random Crap From Here and There Zipper Pouch
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Because, where else are you gonna stash all that stuff? Vintage Chinese label art lovingly rebuilt. 95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w -
$ 11.95
Visit product page →Things that fit in this bag include: cash, AAA cards, emergency snacks, diapers, tweezers, phone chargers, air pressure gauges, tough love, and much-needed-but-not-asked-for-general-life-advice. 95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w -
7th Grader for Life Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
I'm an Adventure Man Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Grumpy Old Man Men's Crew Socks
$ 14.95
Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Fuck This Shit Men's Crew Sock
$ 14.95
I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.Visit product page → -
Love Who You Love Women's Crew Socks
$ 12.95
It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks
$ 12.95
Socks feature a woman drinking coffee or tea, looking at her laptop and chowing down on popcorn while her cat looks on. And here’s the kicker: They say the thing you can’t, “Go away, I’m introverting.” Slip into these funny crew socks, and tell everybody to buzz off! It’s time for self-care!10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
$ 12.95
I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.Visit product page → -
What The Actual Fuck? Sticky Notes
$ 4.95
Visit product page →What The Actual Fuck? Asking For A Friend
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Insults & Comebacks: Lines For All Occasions
$ 9.95
There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out with wit and verve.. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to smarts to character, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.Visit product page → -
$ 20.00
With gilded gold edges, heavy card stock and a coordinating ribbon, this notepad is one of our most popular items! Luxe pad measures 5.5 x 5.5" with 65 sheets.Visit product page → -
Shitshow Repellant Hand Sanitizer
$ 15.95
72% Alcohol - Poured in USA in Los Angeles Adhesive Label with signature Chez Gagné humor 3.4 Fl Oz, Frosted Glass Bottle with Gold Lid and Spray Nozzle Scent: Black Currant and QuinceVisit product page →
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I Hate Everything Hand Sanitizer
$ 15.95
72% Alcohol - Poured in USA in Los Angeles Adhesive Label with signature Chez Gagné humor 3.4 Fl Oz, Frosted Glass Bottle with Gold Lid and Spray Nozzle Scent: Black Currant and QuinceVisit product page →
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Everything is Fine Hand Sanitizer
$ 15.95
72% Alcohol - Poured in USA in Los Angeles Adhesive Label with signature Chez Gagné humor 3.4 Fl Oz, Frosted Glass Bottle with Gold Lid and Spray Nozzle Scent: Black Currant and QuinceVisit product page →
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Dirty Mouth, Clean Hands Hand Sanitizer
$ 15.95
72% Alcohol - Poured in USA in Los Angeles Adhesive Label with signature Chez Gagné humor 3.4 Fl Oz, Frosted Glass Bottle with Gold Lid and Spray Nozzle Scent: Black Currant and QuinceVisit product page →
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Funny Face Flowers Sticker Sheet
$ 3.95
PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if its you! These uniquetextured paperdesigns come on a clear backing and cannot be found anywhere else.Includes one 4 x 4 sheet ofPetal Heads PipStickers and includes the Pipsticks manifesto.Visit product page → -
You're My Person: White Pineapple Candle
$ 24.00
made using only vegan + cruelty free, sustainable ingredients. clean burning wax made from American grown soybeans. Non-toxic, paraben & phthalate free fragrances. standard jar burn time is approx 50+ hours.Visit product page → -
You Warm My Heart: Gardenia Honeysuckle Candle
$ 24.00
made using only vegan + cruelty free, sustainable ingredients. clean burning wax made from American grown soybeans. Non-toxic, paraben & phthalate free fragrances. standard jar burn time is approx 50+ hours.Visit product page → -
I Like Your Butt: Blackberry & Amber Candle
$ 24.00
made using only vegan + cruelty free, sustainable ingredients. clean burning wax made from American grown soybeans. Non-toxic, paraben & phthalate free fragrances. standard jar burn time is approx 50+ hours.Visit product page → -
I Fucking Love You! Lime and Lychee Candle
$ 28.00
Visit product page →I Fucking Love You!- Scent: Lime and Lychee
- Coconut Wax Blend
- Burn time: 60-65 hours
- 11oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles
- 14 oz. American made rocks glass
- Lead-free cotton wick
This candle does not come with a lid. The text is not printed directly on the glass.
We chose to work with Light 4 Life Cause when producing our candles. Light 4 Life Cause has teamed withe Exceptional Children's Foundation to create jobs for adults with disabilities through the manufacturing of these beautiful candles.
For adults living with a disability, finding meaningful work is often very challenging. The individuals with developmental disabilities who participate with Light4Life Cause are trained by Light 4 Life Cause staff in the art of hand-crafted candle making. They also receive personalized coaching from ECF staff on both professional and life skills development. This integrated workplace training shows participants the way to greater independence while increasing their self-confidence, self-esteem and financial security.
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